Here are all 21 stories written for 70 proof. Isn't that always the way? The things you don't want are always the easiest to find.
And only the last Churchfield story, "Honest John and Keeps a Date" is still available online. But look for the other Churchfield stories to be published soon as a book. Futher details will follow in coming weeks.
updated 12.02.06
"Any Seven" (text version 25k)
When freakishly good luck is on one's side, what could possibly go wrong?
by Michael Dell
"The Comfort in Being Sad" (text version 386k)
Falling in love is almost as easy as failing in it. The second 70 proof novel, "The Comfort in Being Sad" involves one man, three women, depression, self-doubt, and plenty of alcohol.
by Michael Dell
"Good Luck" (text version 21k)
Near-death experiences can change one's outlook on life. Or they could reinforce it. All depends how you look at things.
by Michael Dell
"The Great Gilroy" (text version 14k)
There comes a time when every man must get on in the world. Although it's probably easier for some than others.
by Michael Dell
"Holy Mackerel" (text version 6k)
A woman's surprising affair leads her husband to reach an unusual decision of his own.
by Michael Dell
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When planning a dinner party, try not to have one of the guests die during dessert. It kind of ruins the mood. It also keeps Honest John from a night of drinking. That's never a good thing.
by Michael Dell
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Honest John returns, investigating a rather suspicious fortuneteller.
by Michael Dell
"Honest John Keeps a Date" (text version 14k)
When Churchfield suddenly bolts from the pub, Archie Loomis fills in the details.
by Michael Dell
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Three priceless paintings disappear from a London gallery. Aw, never fear. Good ol'
Honest John Churchfield will save the day with his unique brand of sleuthing skills, equal
parts sarcasm, brutality, and alcohol consumption. The criminals never stood a chance.
by Michael Dell
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When a night at the theater turns deadly, good ol' Honest John Churchfield saves the day.
by Michael Dell
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In this, the third Churchfield mystery, Honest John stumbles upon the nefarious plot of a rogue hypnotist.
by Michael Dell
"Ideal" (text version 9k)
This is what life's all about, right?
by Michael Dell
"Let It Go" (text version 15k)
An attempt to relive the past sets the wheels in motion for someone to do a good deed. And you know what they say about good deeds. Oh yeah, one more thing, be sure not to trip over the symbolism.
by Michael Dell
"Life of the Party" (text version 17k)
Charles Bennett, an underground artist and writer, is leaving. His friends won't let him go without a party. They gather to celebrate and send him off in style.
by Michael Dell
"The Same Boy You've Always Known" (text version 375k)
Originally running under the title "William Lynch," 70 proof's first novel has a little bit of everything, art, philosophy, romance, obscure references to classic TV shows, and a plot to steal the Elby's Big Boy. Tell your friends.
by Michael Dell
"Scream Therapy" (text version 13k)
It's a pleasant Sunday afternoon in the city; the sun is shining, the birds are singing, a man is screaming...
by Michael Dell
"The Stockboy" (text version 15k)
This one's got a little bit of everything; a grocery store, the nutritional content of canned spinach, life-altering decisions, and an eldery man with lamb chops down his pants.
by Michael Dell
"Until We Meat Again" (text version 15k)
A take on vegetarianism, philosophy, and the great equalizer.
by Michael Dell
"Wait and See" (text version 11k)
Did you ever just wake up and know you were going to die that very day? Aw, I hate when that happens.
by Michael Dell
"Who?" (text version 17k)
Regrets come in all shapes and sizes. And they never seem to get the hint when it's time to leave.
by Michael Dell
"Worth a Shot" (text version 11k)
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. A man's attempts at suicide increase in everything but success.
by Michael Dell