Michael Menser Dell is best known for his pioneering work with LCS Hockey and for his award-winning book of Haiku, "Haikus? I Got Your Haikus Right Here."

Mr. Dell, the author of two as-of-yet unpublished novels, currently resides in his hometown of Greensburg, PA. When not spoiling the pages of 70 Proof, he enjoys avoiding people, painting scenes from classic TV shows, and writing letters of apology. He hopes to one day find a box of money.

If you or someone you love is a literary agent or a publisher in search of the next big thing, avoid Mr. Dell at all costs. However, if you would like to work with a frail, sickly young man with a general apathy towards life, who could one day rise to fame years after his death, Mr. Dell could be your ticket. And it may not be a long wait. Seriously, this guy could go at any minute.

Mr. Dell may be contacted at dell1921@comcast.net